Go ahead, laugh at the Porsche rookie, but I really dislike the ignition key on the left side of the steering wheel. I can't break myself of the habit of going for the right, and it annoys me everytime I try to start the car. I had to explain why Porsche put the ignition key on the left to one of my BMW buddies, and he just said "You've got to be kidding." I couldn't agree more.
Of course, I'm going to have a long time to get used to P-car left-side silliness, because...