UPDATE
Figured i would give an update and some info for everyone on how to solve this. I eventually got my very clogged drains cleared and working again. It'd be valuable to look at all the photos first so you can get an idea of what to do.
Here's what you can do to blow out the drains without going insane:
1. First of all, you'll need one of these $12 - 24" air blog guns from Amazon -
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001NYTBY8 (or just buy the tube itself Needs to be min. 24" long.. trust me...)
2. Raise the top just enough so the covers fold up and you can access the drain (you don't need to take out the carpets or anything else).-
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3. Double bend the 24" air blow gun into the shape shown here. It needs to be this way to snake into the bend at the bottom of the drain tube.
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4. Look down inside the side pocket of the car past the mechanisms, and under the accordion drain hose (push it out of the way). You will see a large drain at the bottom of the large water pan. It'll look just like in this picture. The top of it is ribbed all the way around like a sarlac pit.
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5. Snake the blow gun down into the hole, until it stops. This is where your clog will be, most likely at a 90 degree angle to the body of the car facing the door. This is why we bend the end of the rod so we can get blowing towards the clog.
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6. You'll want to cover the area with rags, if it's full of water it's going to be muddy and nasty. I used as much PSI as my compressor could deliver, about 110psi. Move it around a little bit, and you'll be blowing out all sorts of junk .
7. You can test the drain by pouring water right into that drain. Don't worry too much about splashing it around, the whole area collects into the drain pan, then goes into that single drain. If it goes down fast, your drains are clear. It should spew out the bottom of the car near the air intakes.
I hope this was helpful! :cheers: