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A little humor for the day.

Was fueling up when the guy behind me comments nice Porsche. I say thank you.
He proceeds to ask how fast my car goes, I reply "probably 150" he smirks then says " my round thing ( ignoramus doesn't even know the speedometer) gesturing with his hands, goes to 185, my cars faster than yours !

He was driving an Infinity suv with chrome wheels the size of Jupiter.

Now that surely made my day !

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:hilarious: Maybe his 'round thing' was in km/h!
 
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A little humor for the day.

Was fueling up when the guy behind me comments nice Porsche. I say thank you.
He proceeds to ask how fast my car goes, I reply "probably 150" he smirks then says " my round thing ( ignoramus doesn't even know the speedometer) gesturing with his hands, goes to 185, my cars faster than yours !

He was driving an Infinity suv with chrome wheels the size of Jupiter.

Now that surely made my day !

:hilarious:
:hilarious: Maybe his 'round thing' was in km/h!
Nah, it was a canuck spending winter in lala land.

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Hahahaha this is great. Thanks for that.

PS, 164-177 depending on what kind of 981 you have. The Infiniti is still faster though lol.
 

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I had a guy bragging to me that his Pontiac Solstice had more torque. Okay, buddy!

- Patrick
 

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In Ecuador they are faster than us since that part of the earth spins fastest.


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Am not sure but remember those porsches in 1985 (or was it 1986) when the use gov. mandated that all car speedometer can only go 85 mph. Anything are faster than those!


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I had a guy bragging to me that his Pontiac Solstice had more torque. Okay, buddy!

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He might have been right. The GXP comes with 260 stock and it's a turbo engine so adding quite a bit more is easy as pie. The real question is... who cares? :)
 

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Lol... I can't stand when people star pulling out their d1cks and comparing.

Just a side point Infiniti cars are indeed really fast.
 

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The lesson to be learned here is that you should take that snobbish car of yours to more upscale refueling stations. :hilarious:
 
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Years ago I was driving my then Boxster S. A guy in a Miata pulled up beside me at a stop light. He looked over at me in the Boxster, smiled, and said, "You win." ;) I told him that a Miata was one of my favorite cars. We both left the light happy. :cheers:
 

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Yea? Well...my dad can beat up your dad...













J/K. No, he can't. My mum? Sure can!
 

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I had a guy bragging to me that his Pontiac Solstice had more torque. Okay, buddy!

- Patrick
It wasn't Weasel was it? If so, he may have been right :)


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