First, I must qualify that I have the mechanical skills of your average house cat. I can operate a manual can opener, often with difficulty, but I can get it done. Yes, really.
So I am a bit fussy about car care and I know that I am probably in good company here in that regard. I take my 987 into the dealership two or three times a year, just cause I can. The service guys there all know me, they know I go to track weekends and I go through tires like they are popcorn. Perfect they say, it was built for that. Drive it. I change the oil early, get the suspension checked, swap out brake components as if they are disposable paper towels that have done enough for me, thank you very much.
So here we are looking at a car that has sat in the bitter cold since late November. I may have driven it once in December, maybe. It has had a trickle charger, the one supplied by Porsche, plugged into the lighter socket for the entire duration. I think the battery should be just fine.
My concern is that the pistons and rings ( and other mystery bits like crank bearings ) will be bone dry. I wish there were some way to get fine machine oil into the cylinders in advance, or to get the oil pump to pre-oil the whole engine. With this thought in mind, and not a single mechanical clue, I had the following idea : what if it were possible to shut off the fuel pump and then crank the engine over ten ot twenty times?
With this notion in mind I rolled back the shipping blankets on top of the Cayman S and plunked down on the floor, looking for all the world as if I were to engage in prayer over the silent cold beast, and launched my head into the drivers footwell with flashlight in hand. There I pulled the fuze panel cover off and looked at a pretty array of plastic thingies that all say 10 or 15 and a few 30's on them. Great. This must be the electrical nerve center here and if I can sever the feed to the fuel pump then maybe this idea isn't entirely insane.
Thankfully the obsessive compulsive detail focused Germans that design and build these cars love to document everything. I pulled out the little fuze guide chart that was on the inside of the panel cover. There I see that in fact Row D and fuze number 1 is a 25 watt ( or maybe amp? ) fuze for the fuel pump! Awesome. I also see that fuze number 7 in that same row ( which has a number 15 on it ) provides power to the ignition coils and the injection valves.
This could be a really awesome find or a total disaster.
So before I do yet another brilliantly thought out and executed plan to tell my kids about how dad wrecked the Porsche engine, am I on the right path here or clearly nuts and just don't do that!
Paul
So I am a bit fussy about car care and I know that I am probably in good company here in that regard. I take my 987 into the dealership two or three times a year, just cause I can. The service guys there all know me, they know I go to track weekends and I go through tires like they are popcorn. Perfect they say, it was built for that. Drive it. I change the oil early, get the suspension checked, swap out brake components as if they are disposable paper towels that have done enough for me, thank you very much.
So here we are looking at a car that has sat in the bitter cold since late November. I may have driven it once in December, maybe. It has had a trickle charger, the one supplied by Porsche, plugged into the lighter socket for the entire duration. I think the battery should be just fine.
My concern is that the pistons and rings ( and other mystery bits like crank bearings ) will be bone dry. I wish there were some way to get fine machine oil into the cylinders in advance, or to get the oil pump to pre-oil the whole engine. With this thought in mind, and not a single mechanical clue, I had the following idea : what if it were possible to shut off the fuel pump and then crank the engine over ten ot twenty times?
With this notion in mind I rolled back the shipping blankets on top of the Cayman S and plunked down on the floor, looking for all the world as if I were to engage in prayer over the silent cold beast, and launched my head into the drivers footwell with flashlight in hand. There I pulled the fuze panel cover off and looked at a pretty array of plastic thingies that all say 10 or 15 and a few 30's on them. Great. This must be the electrical nerve center here and if I can sever the feed to the fuel pump then maybe this idea isn't entirely insane.
Thankfully the obsessive compulsive detail focused Germans that design and build these cars love to document everything. I pulled out the little fuze guide chart that was on the inside of the panel cover. There I see that in fact Row D and fuze number 1 is a 25 watt ( or maybe amp? ) fuze for the fuel pump! Awesome. I also see that fuze number 7 in that same row ( which has a number 15 on it ) provides power to the ignition coils and the injection valves.
This could be a really awesome find or a total disaster.
So before I do yet another brilliantly thought out and executed plan to tell my kids about how dad wrecked the Porsche engine, am I on the right path here or clearly nuts and just don't do that!
Paul